| Today, retired
General Wesley Clark announced he is running for president
of the US. Pretty amazing guy. Four star general, graduated
first in his class at West Point, supreme commander of
NATO, served combat in Vietnam. What, he won the bronze
star, silver star, the purple heart. Wounded in battle.
See, I'm no political expert, but that sounds pretty good
next to choking on a pretzel, falling off a scooter and
dropping the dog. |
| Jay
Leno |
| General Wesley
Clark participated in the debate with the Democrats. He
was the new star. And he had to answer the question 'Why
is he suddenly a Democrat?' He said he did not fit in
with the Republicans because he is pro-choice, pro-affirmative
action, and once when he was young and impressionable,
he fought in a war. |
| Bill
Maher |
| You know,
President Clinton is now denying that he is endorsing
General Wesley Clark. They thought he was, but no. You
know the difference between General Clark and Clinton,
anybody know? See, the General knows how to control his
privates. |
| Jay
Leno |
| According
to a Newsweek poll, just a few days after entering the
race -- you know this general Wesley Clark guy, he is
already the Democratic frontrunner. He's number one. And
according to the polls, if the race were held today, Clark
and Bush would be a virtual dead heat. And in a related
story, Bush announced he's calling General Clark out of
retirement and sending him to Iraq. |
| Jay
Leno |
| There are
reports now that retired General Wesley Clark may enter
the presidential race. He may be the tenth Democratic
candidate, which could be big problems for President Bush.
I mean, Clark is a Rhodes Scholar, first in his class
at West Point, and most importantly, he owns his own flight
suit, doesn't have to borrow one. Yeah. |
| Jay
Leno |
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